Lilly the Lickaholic

This is Lily. She is a lickaholic. She can't seem to help herself, poor thing. She gets very excited and just comes over and starts licking your face, your  hands, your chin, or whatever she can reach. The main problem I have is that she's adorable and I don't want to hurt her feelings, but I am afraid that one day I will have been licked to death or will die from drowning by licking.

Still, I love you Lily. You may have a little brain, but you have a gigantic heart.